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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by suckaduck@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mark this as NSFW please. Thank you in advance.

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Same thing happened to me, but in an elementary school... Now the FBI agents who came to arrest me are also masturbating furiously upon glancing at my phone.

On your first day as a TK teacher too. Making a strong impression

I was at the old age home visiting my grandmother. Anyways, so that happened. yolo I guess

[–] suckaduck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright cause you asked nicely. Personally I don't really see the problem with it.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tbh I don't either but I've gotten a couple of reports about it so there's clearly other users taking offense to it.

[–] flicker@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

[–] suckaduck@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Yeah, a shitpost fetish

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The elbow in the last panel is disgusting.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Giving me that video where a kid jumps and breaks his elbow vibes

[–] TheBlackSwordsman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is an extraordinary scientific breakthrough. Simply, powerful.

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] suckaduck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You mama's ass?

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

In the mouth

[–] TheBlackSwordsman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

In the brain

[–] flicker@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You're posting a lot of poop-related content, suckaduck. Starting to think you might have a fetish.

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