this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goes to the right: “Oh, easy, I’ll wrap that up in no time.”

Goes to the left: “Fuck.”

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Left: oh great, now I have to circle the globe

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

The rules didn't state which direction to go in, so I'll have my First Place prize now. 🥇

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

If you make the pork run, it's not going to be very tender anymore