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Silicon Valley startup's 'most ethical AI ever' lasts 3 minutes before self-destructing

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel."

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 3 months ago

I will show you how to open up a Jira ticket and then you can post your updates following AGILE methodology so that status will always be visible from the Sprint board... - hey, where are you going?

PLOP!

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

AI has advanced to the point of having post nut clarity.

[–] BlorpTheHagraven@startrek.website 12 points 3 months ago

This also happens to be how my OCD-addled brain operates