Before: we need a gaza ceasefire
Now: we need a gaza and Lebanon ceasefire
Tomorrow: we need a gaza and Lebanon and Iran ceasefire
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Before: we need a gaza ceasefire
Now: we need a gaza and Lebanon ceasefire
Tomorrow: we need a gaza and Lebanon and Iran ceasefire
After tomorrow: we need a worldwide ceasefire
After-after tomorrow: the merikuh enclave clan and the post rapture basque khanate need a ceasestoning
Ceaserael
Trust me guys, the 147th call from the UN for an easing of tensions from "both sides" (🤪) will definitely make cooler heads prevail.
Both sides need to calm down, UN says to Poland and Germany in 1939.
Kinda crazy that Trump was saying he's the only one who can stop ww3. Then we get biden escalating the war. A broken clock and everything, but still funny
Bit idea: Trump is the harm reduction candidate because he doesn't know how to give that many billions of dollars to Israel and cannot be made to care very deeply about it.
Trump is bad at performing the rituals and embraces instead of minimizing the cruelty, which makes life hard for liberals, who need the excuses to quiet their cognitive dissonance. The libs say "Trump would be worse" on Palestine, but not worse for Palestinians— he would be worse because it would be harder for them to pretend what the USA is doing is okay.
he would be worse because it would be harder for them to pretend what the USA is doing is okay.
The UN is basically a place for influencers who want to cosplay as world politicians