I believe the correct term is omnicide

It's not lying if you're not making any sense in the first place

Here's how to solve America's problems:

What if it's bird flu

He's horny

The site goes off and a coup in Bolivia happens. Coincidence? I think not

Can't believe Russia developed a high colesterol ray gun

I support the existence of the state of Israel on german land.

What, you don't want a Jewish state in german land? Are you an anti-semite?

Can't wait for nasa to ask the US government for an exemption so they can ask China for a sample lol

everyone is conjoined twins, it's just that most of us are perfectly joined at the middle so we look like one person

Actually happens to a not insignificant percentage of twins, one of them ends up absorbing the other. This can result in an individual with two sets of genetically different cells (if they were heterozygotic). This is called biological chimerism.

Crash the plane into a base, eject just before crash, just say the plane had a problem