Sounds like your cat is either defective or doesn't like you. A well adjusted cat will demand cuddles in this situation and only make an attempt on your life if you refuse.

[–] TheInsane42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Play dead. ;)

Ours will just head-bud until you pet them.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Heldo Lady!

If mew is in need of legal cat services we is here to halp. We has defense cattorneys if mew is facing attempted meowder charges and civil cattorneys if mew needs to soos for what ever it is mew's hooman has just done to incurrrr mew's wrath.

Purrrr,

Aubergine and Belladonna, !cattorneys_at_paw@lemmy.world

[–] thesprongler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh I know this look..

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Looks to me like you're late on serving breakfast. Right to jail.

[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lol... "your" life. Sure, friend.