a real 4channer would eat the cat treats in front of the cat
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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a real 4chanerd would assume that this heartwarming story is somewhat less-than-genuine and non-heterosexual.
Embellished and bi?
Libelous and lesbian
Not sus & cis?
Questionable and queer
Nah, a real 4chaner would be happy the cat is happy.
Get beef jerky or something and share
WAY too much salt for a cat in that..
Would be happy to share the meal too.
4chan loves cats, don't mess with anon's kitty.
Priorities. My wife doesn't understand how I can spend my last $70 on cat and dog food a week before payday. It's simple: Plenty of Cereal, canned goods, milk, cheese, hotdogs and/or bologna on hand? Enough gas in the tank to make it to payday? Honey, we should feed the animals, and the smaller bags are a rip-off.
Of course, personally it helps that my work has a free soda fountain and a sorta automat setup in the breakroom with a barcode/qr/app/account setup that actually gives a discount. I toss my lunch budget for the next two weeks on that every pay-day, and stop worrying about it.
Things get bad enough? All of my driver accounts on the ride-share apps are still active.
I must say, not being able to cover basic needs and the treats for a cat requires some very very bad financial decisions / circumstances.
I am happy to live in a country where I can get food for my serotonin-bastards for free from shelters and supermarkets if I really need to.
Where do you live?
kids always get first dibs
If the left was smart they would try to court these people. You don't even have to be racist or sexist to do it.
I thought this was going to end with anon eating the cat food. Glad the feline was cared for.