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[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 45 points 9 months ago

If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 48 points 9 months ago

Don't judge my platelets! They're just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn't been good on their quality of life either.

[-] GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Won't someone think of the economy?!

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago

You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Well it depends on.how big the wound is. Usually for me it takes around half an hour for a pimple to "heal"

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Waiting for somebody to do the math based on how big the wound how long would one last.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 44 points 9 months ago

"Crust from your wound"? You couldn't word it a bit more disgustingly?

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I'd actually forgotten about this until I saw the post, when I was about 12 or 13 I was on the bus home from the beach and about halfway a a few skaters got on with their girlfriends and I apparently was in a seat they wanted, they sat all around me and just started talking shit, I wasn't really bother and was giving it back to them, one of the fucker was picking at his crusty knee and managed to pull of a massive scab and he threw it at me like a firsbee and the fucking thing hit and stuck right to my cheek. I flicked it off and stupidly thought I'd get a fair fight so rushed the kid and they all jumped me, bus driver just kept on his route without a care in the world.. one of the girlfriends finally got them all off me and we continued a very awkward bus ride

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Wow what a story. That sounds pretty bad tbh. I'm sorry you had to experience that.

Is... Is this the actual backstory of... Are you Crusty the Clown by any chance?

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Solidified, dead blood. Is it still part of you, or is it just stuck in you like a cork? Quick, rip it off to get rid of this existentialist grey area by throwing it out the window.

[-] Suppoze@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

Poetic comment

[-] helloharu@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago
[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I eat my wounds like I do with my sandwiches: no crust.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

Well if they didn’t make it so itchy, maybe I wouldn’t have scratched it off. /s

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

To be fair when it becomes itchy that's your body getting you to scratch them off.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

For me it's often about 90% done by the time it itches, so it ends up an issue. Not as big of one, sure, but still a little bleeding.

[-] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sheen: "Excuse me teacher, the scab I was picking flung off in your direction, can you please give it back?"

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 9 months ago

I had to read this meme 10 tines because my mind kept going to pizza and I was thinking do blood platelets like pizza crust.

[-] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Pipl crust.

[-] Frozzie@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I always feel bad for my platelets when I do that

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 4 points 9 months ago

It's actually a good thing to remove them, your body needs you to. The crust prevents the skin from properly reparing. No wonder why we all do this instinctively

[-] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Wounds are usually slightly itchy to me.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I have fast healing so by the time I even notice the scab and pick it off, the skin underneath has already been replaced.

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