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REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic (reductress.com)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Pluto visits the Small Planet Humiliation threads for sure.

[–] A_Filthy_Weeaboo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Pluto is officially a piece of shit

[–] Patron_of_Nohbdy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Edit: Pluto is HOT SHIT

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dammit......I should have clicked your link before leaving the same link.

Although, to be fair mine was better, as I didn't just leave the url as the clickable text. Mine was hot shit!

[–] Patron_of_Nohbdy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I'm a lurker and rarely comment, so it did not occur to me to do that. I'm trying to get out of my brain and just do what I'm supposed to do. It's fixed now, just for you!