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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 101@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A joke in which the central conceit is Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman fuck each other, but yeah, censor the word “ass”.

[–] ouRKaoS 9 points 2 months ago

It's not censored, that ass is money!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And batman has a lot if a$$ to grab

[–] m_f@midwest.social 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Death by SnuSnu

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tbf, "Ok, heard. You don't get on top, and keep them hands off my neck. I'll be fine. Can I borrow that lasso for a bit?"

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either Batman has a really nice ass, or Wonder Woman has man-ass.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Superman knew what ass he was grabbing

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

True Dat. Unless batman really has lead in his ass.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You telling me Mr. X-Ray and Heat vision doesn't have at least a passable night vision as well? He knew.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 months ago

Imo, a three-way with 1 woman and 2 men means doing things with both parties, otherwise it's just sparkling heterosexuality.

[–] art@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is canon now.