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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

You cannot run through a campsite. You can only ran through it.

Because it's past tents.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think the joke goes:

Why is camping considered an extreme sport?

Because it's always in tents!

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I like it 😊

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Last time I went camping, i didn't use a tent. I used a hammock 😂

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

Similar to another favorite of mine:

"This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A man says to his doctor, "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam!"

"Relax!" says the doctor, "You're two tents!"

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago