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[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

d&b

Well that's just Delicious in Dungeon

b&d

Well that's just scalie porn

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Eskimo Brother Database

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

!eyebleach@lemmy.world

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 7 points 1 day ago

The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago

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