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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/23749405

A $15.75 million promise.

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[–] Hyperlon@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I mean, that's fair. You can't guarantee not to get hacked unless you shut down your company.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How do you promise an attempt?

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

that’s why they hired Wade. With Wade around, woo baby… there’s no doubt about it now.

Wade is just m something else.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

...........thats not a promise you can make. Infact, I'd argue that you're inviting to get hacked, because now some hacker is out there like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[–] dookie0000@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The easiest way is to not store the data in the first place. Can't hack data that doesn't exist. Why does anyone need to keep social security numbers on file.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

Especially considering they were explicitly designed NOT for that purpose. Not only is it illegal for government agencies to deny you anything if you refuse to provide an SSN, but until 1972, this verbiage was printed on every Social Security card: "FOR SOCIAL SECURITY PURPOSES -- NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION."

[–] Steve@communick.news 10 points 1 day ago

Of course it is!

They're not promising they won't be hacked again.
They're only promising they'll try not to be. Which is promising practically nothing.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

We have a concept of a plan so as to not get hacked.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Promises not to get hacked

Fast forward next month ..

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

T-Mobile is a great sell. But a horrible follow-through. Goodbye T-Mobile forever (as of last week).

[–] M600@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Who do you use instead?