Xi-sus and Mao-ry 🤣
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Holy shit. Beautiful.
O7
Prompt:
Mao Zedong pregnant and glowing, wearing pastel yoga shorts and no shirt. Mao Zedong is pregnant and caressing his belly. Next to him is a cradle with the name "Xi" on it. There is a winnie the pooh poster on the wall.
Who's the pregnant virgin?
That's the sweet part, they both are. I've heard they do a lot of lactation kink stuff.
Oh, now they're going the theocratic way, wonderful....
it works for North Korea.
Jesus Christ... I mean, Kim Jong-un...
I read this as "replaced Jesus & Mary Chain in churches".
Same. I had a brief pause where I wondered what I was missing all these years as an atheist
MSN version of the same article without a paywall (will stop working after a while): https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/xi-and-mao-replace-jesus-and-mary-in-chinese-churches/ar-AA1rKed5
Random other news site citing The Telegraph: https://www.malaymail.com/news/world/2024/10/06/china-putting-up-xi-mao-portraits-in-place-of-jesus-and-mary-in-churches/152700
thanks, I didn't run into a paywall on the article but good to have backups.
thanks, I didn’t run into a paywall on the article but good to have backups.
That's funny. The first time I opened the link I got a cutoff version of the article and it told me to make an account (which I then tried to remove with an ad blocker and the thing was called a paywal internally but the article stayed cut off), Now the second time, the message is gone.
So yeah, that may be just a random message shown on occasion.
Btw, you linked to the lemm.ee post instead of https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/10/05/xi-and-mao-replace-jesus-and-mary-in-chinese-churches/ directly. You can edit your post and change the URL.
done and done
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That's exactly what a bot would say.
Fun on a bun
These bots are out of control.