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Cabal of 'gay furry hackers' claims over 3,000 files stolen in NATO website breach (www.pcgamer.com)
submitted 1 year ago by brihuang95@sopuli.xyz to c/technology@lemmy.world
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The headline itself made this worth sharing

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[–] King4408@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, without any frame of reference, it's just a random, useless number.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something

"FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries"

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't feed the fetish

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Surely it would be less redundant to just say 'hackers'

[–] serial_crusher@lemmy.basedcount.com 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Relevant XKCD

https://xkcd.com/932/

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

[–] Exec@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

Also slightly relevant: https://xkcd.com/1138/

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 year ago

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 32 points 1 year ago

Based and furpilled

[–] Zimmy@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can the gay furries get the alien files next?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy's job?

[–] mPony@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

THEY HAD ONE JOB

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

the group says it's gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district

As a South African, that's not much of an accomplishment

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?

[–] pinkwerdo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers

[–] avater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers...that's crossing the line.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I just need a second to acclimate to that headline

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yes that is quite the headline for sure.

[–] NecoArcKbinAccount@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

motive?

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Can we start a Legion of Gay Fury Hackers (₲ay͎₣ur)

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)

gay bad please like if you cri evrytim

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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the bettest timeline, right?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I meant what I said.

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

3,000 black files of NATO

[–] CaffeinatedOne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Guy looks like Harrison Ford’s accountant brother.

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