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[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

"I was going to form a workers' council but I had no body to organize with!" πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

They'd be very sad about being a skeleton and not a ghost, all those missed ”spectre of communism” opportunities.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The foot bone is in dialect with the

Leg bone

The leg bone is in dialect with the

Thigh bone

Etc

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Did you hear about Trotsky? I guess you could say Stalin had a BONE to pick with him."

Question: does the communist skeleton have one of those little flat Vaudeville hats? Because I think it would really up the ante

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should really emphasize the word pick too.

I definitely picture them as having one of those hats or looking like the guy from the Social Distortion logo.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Sassy skeletons are the best skeletons.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

deeply unserious skeleton smdh

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Something something bonegeoisie

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Spinetral Skullmittee of the Bonemunist Party (Boneshevik) has declared: The bonegeoisie have been vanquished as a bonelitical force! All that remains of the Wight Boovement are scattered fragments of reactionscary skulldouts, receiving a spinal ulna-matum to lay down their arms. The victory of the Great Boneletarian Ribvolution will re-vertebraet through ribstory! Boorah!

I had a fucking aneurysm reading this thank you

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

You could say I have a bone to pick with the bourgeoisie.

[–] evil_librul@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

"I'm an actual person, I've just been waiting until real (true state- and classless) communism has been tried"

a bit of self irony doesn't hurt