Okay, I'm not American, so I can't pitch in. But itf she runs, American Hexbears, please please vote for Trump. It would be waaaaay too funny if she ran and lost against him again. If electoralism is pointless (and with these 2 being the candidates, it is), helping make something really funny happen and hurting Hilary Clinton's feelings might be the best use of a ballot in a while.

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It's getting to the point where it's like someone having such a long string of really funny failures that it stops being funny. Like watching a Clouseau-esque clumsy French chef but in real life. They drop a few pots and pans, that's a chuckle, they get pinched on the nose by a lobster, pretty funny. Once the farce is over and they've scalded themselves and are covered in various spices and have a breaded deep fried hand and the lobster is still kicking, it's at the point that while it'd be funny on screen, things have gone too far for real life. Like c'mon, the 2016 joke had legs, but we're sick of it.

Mustard is also a magic emulsifier. We've got a honey mustard dressing for a salad thats basically what you did minus tarragon and dill and have recently figured out you can just dump all the oil in at once and then blend it, there's enough mustard and garlic in play that you don't need to do it right. That sounds fucking great and if it's slow tomorrow and I have time to play around I'm gonna try it as well.

This. I went from 50s and 60s to high 90s in my last 2 years of high school math because we were getting taught wave functions and real science math finally and all you need to know there is how to figure out which formula to use and which numbers to plug in. I'm terrible at basic arithmetic but crush algebra and later got good at food math by necessity. Also just finding ways to not count as much helped. Like when doing catering we would store plates in basically giant poker chip sets on wheels. People used to stack em in randomly until I finally figured out the closest multiple of 10 you could get to in a stack before going over the top. It was 70 plates and each dolly or whatever had 4 slots for stacks, so if all was in place each was 280 which made getting the plates ready for events way quicker cause people didn't have to manually count them, just use your 7 times table and then count the remainder to add or subtract. Once I figured out that you don't necessarily NEED the math you learn in school but if you remember to use it, it can really fucking speed things up. Also all math should be represented as algebra from the start, instead of 2+2= and leaving a blank space phase it as 2+2=x and solve for x. I think more complex algebra wouldn't scare kids as much if they knew they were kinda doing it all along.

Someone needs to take America away from the Americans.

Referencing alley cats is greaser coded. He's going back to his youth

Bad, like, he was incoherent or bad in he thought it was 1954 and was trying to rumble with people?

I found out the person who played Molly OBrien on ds9 was on an episode as a young adult cause her parents ran a shitty sushi place.

I'm not watching any of the debates, anything funny happen?

Don't come to an instance you aren't part of and tone police. We all get it.

'Okay, do it yourself then'