https://www.popsci.com/technology/cybertruck-police-patrol-car/
Finally, a cop car that lights itself on fire!
Incidentally, did they fix rusting issue from salty water in the sun
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Critical support for Elon in his efforts to kill off the bourgeoisie and class traitors one Tesla at a time 
So many Silicon Valley tech workers that I knew were thrilled to have surveillance robots and drones and are probably thrilled to have suburban assault boxes to harass homeless people now, too.
Just like in the cyberpunkerinos. As Original V Do Not Steal, the Legend of Night City(tm) once said, "Not all cops are bastards." 
I sure hope do. Would love to see cop cars that can be disabled with 3 strikes from a baseball bat.
Saint's Row-ass vehicles
Militarized is a strong word here. Underneath the wrap and lights it’s still just a poorly made truck.
Considering military grade just means shittiest possible product from the lowest bidder I think it fits the cybertruckkk perfectly
removed by creator
"You have 15 seconds to comply. Le Epic Bacon! You have 13 seconds to comply. Le..."
fart noise after "autopilot" failure
That's my favorite robot in a movie ever. I think what really nailed it for me was the sound effects and its voice - particularly when it was angry.
I used to imitate ED-209's walk as a little kid and use my tucked in forearms as autocannons.
I think that helped me get into MechWarrior 2 later.
Need a car mod that goes
"Reactor online
Sensors online
Weapons online
All systems nominal"
Whenever I start my car
dude and i want to hear each of those things either charging up, humming, or mechanical sounds as it "self-tests"
That's some treat enjoyment slop I could totally get into, especially if the music player had some tracks like this built right in:
oh this is dope!
check out this remake of the MechWarrior 2 soundtrack by Timothy Seals
Oh, I know that remake very well. And it's wonderful. 
Oh yeah, Mechwarrior 5 Clans comes out in about a week!
You have to play as Clan Smoke Jaguar, but oh well. That's just about my least favorite Clan. Hell's Horses ftw.
oh damn that soon? I played the shit out of MW5 mercs with a bunch of mods
I liked how being a Merc let me kinda role-play as a Robin Hood style. Mining settlement getting harassed by their bosses? Yeah ill take the pay cut to defend the space proletariat
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
self-igniting cop cars coming soon 
also, someone needs to leak some structural flaws in the battery assembly already, just in case it needs a nudge
Finally, I can just 
Place some sand in front of a short vertical surface to stop them, a crown victoria is legitimately a better cop car
Peel the window off for the delicious treat inside (FREE GUNS!)
You joke, but I guarantee every single time these spontaneously combust they'll blame BLM or antifa or whatever and use it as an excuse to shoot people.
Not trying to do 
but if they're going to blame us anyway...
Good, it's much easier to just throw a water balloon
I, for one, am glad the cops are switching to less reliable cars.
Cop cars peaked at the Crown Vic
firing a water gun would prolly disable it 
lol
