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[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Because it just makes sense. Snap, diarrhea. It's simple.

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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since we're talking about magic, maybe life that's inside or attached to other life not disappeared by the snap gets a pass.

[–] lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then humans would get a pass, since we're attached to our gut biome.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not just the bathrooms, but the livingrooms and childrenrooms too.

!(I would have used "kitchenrooms" but I couldn't bring myself to make that kind of joke)!<

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They were mostly part of the bacteria domain but I slaughtered them like animals.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Do the HeLa cells all die together, or do only half of them die?

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is virus alive? We have tons of those as well.

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like in this dissertation

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

50% of each living thing, so each kind of bacteria you have in your gut is reduced by 50%

Not 50% of all the bacteria

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I have a math problem for you.

10x0,5 + 20x0,5 + 40x0,5 = 5+10+20= 35

(10+20+40)x0,5 = 70x0,5 = 35

You see where this is going?

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Nah the 50% left would quickly replace what was snapped away to the limits of their environment. They multiply fast.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah well, movie Spider-Man cums out of his wrists, so we're in a whole weird area already.

[–] Paradachshund 2 points 1 month ago

Wait, are you telling me marvel isn't thought through all the way?

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