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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

"we want the rapture to happen, so we will fuck the world to make it happen!"

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

"Climate Change is God bringing His wrath unto Earth as punishment and to wipe the surface clean of filth and vermin. The rapture is past. You have sinned and you will be punished."

Maybe we should convince them their god left them for dead.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Declare this in the house of Jacob; proclaim it in Judah: “Hear this, O foolish and senseless people, who have eyes, but see not, who have ears, but hear not.

Dear god people,

You're just as fucked as everyone else.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

and to wipe the surface clean of filth and vermin.

He's just sick of all the religious zealots coming after him.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I can't understand climate change denial. I was born in the 80's and when I was a kid the summer was considered warm if there was a week or two of day time highs of at least 25°C. Now a summer with two months of at least 25°C is normal. Spring has sort of almost disappeared, one day you're skiing and two weeks later it's summer and cycling season already.

I'm not really complaining, the weather here is much better compared to what it was when I was young, but it's definitely concerning and to claim it hasn't changed in the last 20 years is just plain denial or insanity.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Curses?

Magic?

Ghosts?

Fortune telling?

Fuckin, tarot cards?

Wow.

Hmm. Ouija Boards?

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Matthew 7:

15 Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

Answer their fakes with quotes taken from same book. ;-/

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wants to make a smart comparison but gets distracted by his own rambling from 17 on. Mathew sounds like Trump.

But i do agree with your stance, don't get me wrong.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I'm guessing the one downvote is from that guy.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh ye of little faith.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if they do understand climate change is happening but also understand they profit off others not understanding.

Sort of like Republicans re: who won the 2020 election.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

States the man between ceaseless sweat. It had never been this hot before, yet still he accepted no proof.