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I regularly bake sweet potatoes then add plain yogurt, salted peanuts, feta, nutritional yeast, and drown it in hot sauce. The dish has no name nor should it ever see the light of day. What goblin mode meals do you guys eat?

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[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Refried beans, rice, sirachcha, and too much mayo. Sometimes I eat it with bread like a sad sack sandwich.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Throw a potato in whatever form you want and roll that up in flatbread. I'd eat that in a heartbeat.

[–] ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Variant on your dish: bake sweet potato, add cottage cheese and eat immediately. Add sweet or savory seasonings to taste. It's not something I'd bring to share, but it's definitely not something I'll hide. As far as quick and dirty meals, it's reasonably healthy, and probably not the worst suggestion for someone who struggles to cook for themselves.

Actual goblin food: canned black olives between two slices of bread, smush down to prevent them from rolling out.

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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I ate frozen fish sticks when I was a kid. Just took em out of the freezer and gnawed on them.

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[–] CarlSagansMeatplanet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Spicy lettuce hotdogs! Cook them meat sticks up however you want, wrap in lettuce, place in bun. Top with ketchup and habanero Tabasco.

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I'm not going to put a bowl of lentils and hot sauce in front of a guest.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Omelet composed of >60% frozen vegetables and seasoned with soy sauce.

It doesn't hold itself together at all and it looks disgusting.

idk how weird this is in terms of everything else in this thread, but peanut butter and pickles on toast is great

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

An entire loaf of French bread from the super market and a sobe (at least back when sobe existed)

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[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Peanut butter, jelly, and Cheeto burrito.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds like one of those dishes you learn about in prison.

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[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Tamale pie- canned corn, chili (no beans bc blegh), canned tamales (really these are even optional despite the name of the dish), and Swiss cheese all melted together in ooey gooey goodness.

Also I love the raw dough from those biscuits in the can that pops

[–] Truffle@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Cut up tortillas, fry them with some salt, when crispy crack two or three eggs in there and scramble. I grew up eating it and while it is delicious I don't think I would serve it to guests.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

...that's essentially migas: people pay restaurant money for that...

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Scoop of peanut butter

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Chips with ketchup (as a dip) and burned mozzarella in a pan, rolled up, and dipped in honey mustard.

[–] CyberDine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Spaghetti AmorΓ© (~$15 Serves 4-6)

  • 16oz Box of Spaghetti
  • 1lb Ground Turkey
  • 1 Can Cream Of Cheddar
  • 1 Can Cream of Mushroom
  • 1 Can Tomato Soup
  • 8oz of Shredded Mozzarella
  • Spices: salt, black pepper, poultry seasoning, onion powder, garlic powder, oregano

Start boiling your pasta water, salt the water. Meanwhile, in a skillet start cooking the ground turkey till pink is gone. Once cooked, start seasoning with above spices to taste until satisfied, then move skillet to back burner on lowest setting to keep warm.

Preheat oven to 375. Once pasta water is boiling, add spaghetti and cook per instruction until al dente. Drain pasta in a colander, then return to pot.

While pot and spaghetti are still hot, add ground turkey and 3 soup cans to the pot and stir spaghetti until soups are evenly incorporated.

Dump contents of pot into a 9x13" casserole dish, spread contents evenly in the dish, then top with mozzarella cheese.

Bake in the oven till cheese has melted (about 5-10 minutes)

Remove from oven and let cool on stove for 5 minutes. Use a spatula to cut a square and serve warm.

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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I call it the cinco de mayo revenge: Laughing Cow cheese (it’s French) melted in a tortilla.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

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[–] CarlSagansMeatplanet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mud

Cocoa powder, sugar, bit of cream. Mix until it’s gritty from sugar, it shouldn’t be too smooth. Extra delicious if some isn’t fully mixed and there are cocoa powder chunks. It could be a topping, or an ingredient in something delicious, but no - eat the whole bowl of sweet gritty chocolatey goodness straight up.

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[–] 10MeterFeldweg@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just white bread with a slice of cheese and spiced ketchup.

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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

...so i grew up with what we called five-way in northern kentucky, and no, it's not cincinnati chili...

  • spaghetti
  • browned ground beef (or in my case since 1989, vegetarian substitute)
  • diced onions (fresh / cold)
  • dark red kidney beans (simmered / hot)
  • grated cheddar cheese (annatto-colored)
  • ketchup

...it's all layered up on a large plate in that order, bottom-to-top so the cheese melts nicely, cut into a grid pattern with a fork and knife, and then mixed together: i don't cook it often since moving out on my own thirty-five years ago but it so hits the spot when i do...

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

White bread with mustard, and those dried fried crisy onions sandwiched inside. Gets me through to next meal.

[–] conc@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Peanut butter & white onion sandwich on white bread. Lazy meal.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When I was pretty serious about powerlifting, I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat a giant spoonful of peanut butter with a big glass of milk, and then go back to bed. I certainly wouldn't offer that to a guest.

[–] BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guys will read this and say hell yeah

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[–] AAA@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My so called broccoli-potato-gratin with pork neck includes quite an amount of cream, salt, bouillion cubes and cheese. My wife doesn't know and it will stay that way.

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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sandines and kraut with mustard and caraway. I only eat it when I'm alone and have time to brush my teeth afterward. So good though and I'm full for hours.

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