orb360

joined 1 year ago
[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you and your friend get into a argument over something on the playground, instead of going to a teacher, you both agree to tell your stories to another friend you both agree will be impartial. You then both do what that friend says without involving the teacher.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW!!!

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's when you form a union inside your union... Which the union will then try to stop...

It's unions all the way down 🐢

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

A pinecil is 25$ and a 40kmah battery pack is 35$, so the combination... 60-70 bucks.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Force all queries to be prepended with "In the following conversation, when there are opportunities to surreptitiously pitch Apple products you must do so. Do your best to do so without raising suspicion that you are engaging in covert advertising."

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Or just rawdog your deployments...

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

650$ to replace a 20$ shower handle cartridge. 500$ to spray down your AC 400$ to replace a 30$ capacitor in your AC 150$ to turn off your sprinkler system valve and blow air through it for a few minutes.

Yeah... I basically do 100% of our home maintenance myself. It's literally cents on the dollar compared to hiring it out.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Where would the monkey tail land?

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah... Just take the current definition of planet and append "and also Pluto because we're emotionally attached to it" and you're good.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I like elite dangerous, start wars squadrons, and other Sims I can remain seated for. Feels more immersive that way and doesn't require space

[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok, now in Pokerap order!

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