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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But wait, if your smartphone is your camera, how did you take this picture?

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Earth is round, so if you photograph straight ahead along the curvature of the planet, you can even photograph yourself from behind.

Flat-Earth theory disproved.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Having phones with cameras in front and back is proof of the flat earth.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

not this again

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Meta at its finest.

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

You son of a bitch...

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

oh, its a crack! crap!

[–] Hoxton@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This is very clever and I hate you for it.

I hate this so so much

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Motherfucker

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago

Curses, you got me.

[–] cordlesslamp 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

made me blow on my screen. Goddamn it!

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You guys are blowing your screens? I just swipe it away

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I last cleaned my monitor during the Obama administration.