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[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 94 points 8 months ago

People who carpet bathrooms clearly don’t understand the concept of mold. This is beyond filthy. What a disgrace.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago

People who don't get carpeted bathrooms, underestimate the dangers of slipping on tiles.

It's no coincidence that the elderly love a carpetted bathroom. It's less of an issue than it once was, especially if you can afford a cleaner who shampoos the carpet once a week.

Not this monstrosity obviously.

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 63 points 8 months ago

Or I can just put down a bath mat that I can easily remove and throw in the laundry.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Old people trip on things.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 28 points 8 months ago

So that step up to the shower is even more of a bad idea then.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 15 points 8 months ago
[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Then wear sandals or something

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

If elderly people tripping is the biggest worry than instead of carpet they should floor it with outdoor decking vinyl or something. Waterproof and gritty for grip.

[-] NeuronautML@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wow if only there was a choice other than tiles or a filthy carpet that you gotta shampoo with a cleaner every week.

If only there were tiles with ribs and other anti slip features that could prevent slipping.

If only there were bathroom rugs.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 8 months ago

Slipping in the bathroom is just the modern version of lions weeding out the old.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 38 points 8 months ago

This house is fractally horrible. Every single picture (is that all red one a murder room, btw?) is horrible, and every level of zoom makes it worse.

I can’t think of any use for this house other than renting it out to people making those “Ghost Hunter TV show about to get cancelled but then they find a real haunted house and they all die” kinds of movies.

[-] DrunkenPirate@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago

At least it doesn’t look like Ikea. Most rooms in Germany look like Ikea. Unfortunately.

[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

A tad over dramatic there.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 30 points 8 months ago

I like how all the carpets look like they have telltale signs of professional cleaning, and then there’s the bathroom carpet.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

There is carpet INSIDE the shower

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

I like how the wall paper and the carpet perfectly mix with every shade of mold and bacteria colony possible

[-] clubb@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There's shit on the carpet for fuck's sake!

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

You'd think they'd edit the photo just a little.

[-] clubb@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

It's unapologetically just near the toilet, how do they think anyone's buying this?

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I worked in real estate.

Properties like this were catnip. It puts off casuals, but is a relatively easy fix. Knew a guy who often bought a property like this, tore everything out, filled a container, aired it all out, would often make a 50k profit. No painting, no renovation, just a general clean, wipe down with bleach, and removal of crap.

I'd happily scoop up a turd with my bare hands, if I was being paid 50k to do it. Let's be honest, most of us would.

Of course, this kind of property also attracts people who think they're good at DIY and underestimate how much stuff costs to fix properly. The Money Pit basically.

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 19 points 8 months ago

Do you just fall into the shower when you step through the curtains?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I honestly think that's exactly what happens. Haha.

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 8 months ago
[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Mold.

The subfloor under that shower is probably rotten enough I wouldn't trust it to hold the weight of the shower for very long.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 12 points 8 months ago

Someone was clearly living here very recently, just like "This is fine."

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Definitely people who had been there since at least the 70s and retired or something. It looks like a grandparent's home.

The kitchen looks straight out of Poltergeist.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Omg I didn't notice until you pointed it out, but that's exactly the kitchen from Poltergeist.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Built in 1978.

[-] AssPennies@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I didn't realize it till now, but I think this is how I pictured all bathrooms in Iowa looked.

I figured that's why presidential candidates always stumped there first: Everyone feels really sorry for them due to shit like this.

[-] Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Holy Santa Claus! The ecosystem underneath that must be insane.

[-] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago

I refuse that whatever old geezer thought adding carpet to a bathroom was not mentally all the way there. Then his buddy came along and saw it and the old geezer instead of admitting fault doubled down and made it seem ok. Now we got this shit still in 2023.

[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I just pulled carpet in a cottage bathroom over this past summer so we could replace it with vinyl.

It is exactly as gross as you think it is under there.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Was it rotted under there?

[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yes. There was mold and a lot of the carpet pad was disintegrated.

Thankfully there was only about a 12x12" section of subfloor that was rotted, so that was easy enough to replace.

The smell of the entire cottage has improved, though. Pretty nasty.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I had a carpeted kitchen as a kid. It was also pretty nasty when it came up, this horrible burnt orange looped shag rug. Lots of spills under there.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Very strong 80s vibes from this place. It's not too bad overall, but I'd definitely rip out a lot of carpet if I bought the place. And not just in the bathroom.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

Oh no, I can not tell where the carpet ends and the tub begins.

[-] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Who said it ends?

[-] Kuro@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Except for that bathroom and needing seriously updated, the house doesn't look too bad

[-] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

I’m surprised there is no carpeted toilet seat cover tbh

[-] ebits21@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

… burn it with fire 🔥

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Why do I get the feeling that the ‘bathtub’ is merely to opening to a very deep pit.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago
[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Ya know, I didn't hate it when I thought it was grey-blue-white pseudo-marble tiling, with slate looking floor. I then zoomed in and nearly retched.

[-] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

The carpet is definitely gross, but who on earth has net curtains around their shower!

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Eeeeh. They're lace. It's bougie. If we assume their primary purpose isn't to stop water, and instead for some privacy, it's not tooooo bad. Not my first choice, but not the worst thing I've ever seen.

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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