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[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lenin if the real person fanfics I've seen are to be believed.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Frosted Flakes. He was known as the Tiger of Siberia.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Arrgh, beat me to it.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

he took scooped up all the robux and used them all for himself. none of the kids in the soviet union had cool roblox skins or anything. they all just had to watch stalin buy all the cool shit

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

He ate all of the freedom from the freedom bowl, at least according to SStefan Totallnotanaziburg

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

My grandma survived the USSR by earing food, drinking water and living in shelter. When I got Katamari Damacy for Christmas one year, she saw me playing, said something in I guess must be Russian, never asked where she's from, "something sothing STALIN something!" Ran up stairs, hid all our soup in the linen closet and buried our spoons out back. She was then catatonic in my bed until I turned 18 and moved out.

[–] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

German tanks

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All the sand in the children's sandboxes

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Stalin at all the cat turds in the sandbox so there was no turds left for the children to eat so all the children died. Then the rats ate the children, and the cats ate the rats and the cats pooped in the sandboxes. We didn't even have a word for cat turds beacuse we didnät need one. Stalin scooped up all the sand and turds. Also we didn't have a word for sand.

yeonmi-park

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

smaller spoons

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, just grain. He preferred to use his hands or an engraved set of chopsticks for most everything else

[–] someone@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I heard from my grandpa that Stelan was a bad man because he took all the speeches, no one else was allowed to have speeches, only he could have speeches!

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The best ground cannabis the soviet union can grow into comically large joints.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Old Bolshevicks

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

thick butts