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NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Please let Mars crash into the Earth. Really enjoyed Majora's Mask, looking for more immersion.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is literally the central plot of Gemini Home Entertainment.

The Iris. It is with us now. Laughing at us.
Behold.

https://www.youtube.com/@GEMINIHOMEENTERTAINMENT

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

God that's such a good series. Nice slow burn. I think nexpo? Did a good video on it.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

audibly blinking

Huh?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine if an eye the size of a mountain blinked there'd be some sound

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Telescopes don't allow you to hear sound from space though...

I wondered if they meant that you couldn't help but imagine the sound when seeing it - I don't know if there's a word for that (or where to ask on Lemmy).

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Doorway