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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Illustrious-Ad-4885 on 2024-10-24 18:29:38+00:00.
This happened a few days ago.
I was babysitting my cousin's kid (7f) and we were using chalk on a small chalkboard making funny designs. They were smaller sized chalk pieces, not the big ones for outside art.
As a healthy snack I made a bowl of carrots and set them out. We started to munch on the carrots. At some point in one hand I had a carrot and in the other I had a piece of chalk. I bet you can see where this is going…. I ate the chalk instead of the carrot.
This actually may be the worst feeling I have ever had, my heart just dropped. I don’t think I’ll ever eat carrots again and I am thinking of going to therapy over this trauma.
I hate my life.
TL;DR: I ate a piece of chalk instead of a carrot while playing with a kid. Now I may never be able to eat carrots again and possibly play with chalk.