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Coworker putting up Christmas decorations justifiably murdered (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 month ago

Back around 1980, putting up decoration before december 1 was frowned upon, and people were upset stores were creeping up on thanksgiving.

[โ€“] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This is why you'll never be The Onion, Beaverton.