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Tame a shark like a horse.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world to c/crazyideas@lemmy.world

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Ok hear me out!!! We craft a saddle that is streamlined with the shark allowing for proper movement. Then you tranquilize it and strap that baby on. Then attach the rod on the saddle that leads the shark. Afterwards add raw fish and ride that shark till it exhaust. Boom slightly submissive shark.

Then it takes away to gain their trust and actually become a fully or nearly fully obedient shark.

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sı ð prȯblėm hıṙ z if ð "hoṙſ" bu̇kſ Y ȯf i ðiſ keıſ, it muıt ðen prėſıd t ıt Y.

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See the problem here is if the "horse" bucks you off in this case, it might then proceed to eat you.

[–] DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Hahahahaaaaa just hold on!! 😆😆😆

[–] DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thought to add no one try this unless professional 😆

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great whites?

[–] DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why not!!!