"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"
For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:
Origin:
They resemble rabbits due to convergent evolution
Viscacha or vizcacha (UK: /vɪˈskætʃə/, US: /vɪˈskɑːtʃə/) are rodents of two genera (Lagidium and Lagostomus) in the family Chinchillidae. They are native to South America and convergently resemble rabbits
This post has been educational, glad to know these guys exist!
"Please, no photos. I am le tired." -Viscacha
Look at that styling mustache
Me: 'Nother hit off the bong, Viscacha?
Viscacha (sleepily): nah, I'm good
I would think chinchillas would be more closely related to squirrels, than to rabbits.
Three finger salute = “I got this nap, don’t worry.”
He is friend and sometimes dinner I love him
very cute ^_^❤️
"""Don't trust your lying eyes"""
despite what The Party wants me to believe, I know that that's a rabbit
Esquilax.
Preparing for the end of chicken, McDonald's has created a brand new fully obese animal! The MacViscachaGordita! All new at Taco Bello! Quiero vizcacha!
Looks like Snoop Dogg to me