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This is similar to, but distinct from, the more widely known “DontDeadOpenInside” format. In that case, the text reads correctly top to bottom, but visual cues (like colouration, horizontal proximity, or vertical separation) lead you to try to read it left to right.

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/18530857

Y=-x²

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Did I have a fucking stroke?

[–] Daikusa@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Aneurysmposting

[–] illi@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm at a total loss as to what is the correct way to read it

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The title of the crosspost (and mentioned in the description here) is the equation y=-x² which has a graph that starts at lower left, goes up to 0, then down to lower right.

This gives the intended reading order.

[–] illi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I was wondering what that was supposed to mean. It's ages ago since I dealt with math graphs

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Start from bottom left and go clockwise

[–] jutty@blendit.bsd.cafe 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My guess is it starts on top left, then moves right, then goes down all the way to bottom right, and comes full circle to the left and back up.

So "doesn't make you look any better making me look bad".

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"making me look bad doesn't make you look any better"

[–] jutty@blendit.bsd.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

oh my it makes even less sense than I figured

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

Clockwise from bottom left. Still asinine.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rarely do I see something that makes no sense in ANY direction.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's a clock that starts at 7.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Wow, that works!

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oh thank God. Now it makes sense. I should have known. All my clocks start at 7.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

And here I thought I figured it out going clockwise from the ponytail. lol

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

holy shit - thank you!

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

The key to a good graphic is adding alternating colors that have nothing to do with the reading order

[–] Jinni@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God this was terrible. In case you are still racking your brain here is my easy way to see this stupidity. Image they wanted to lay all the text on the bottom of the image and decided to instead wrap the text around the soccer player. Start at the bottom left. Like a word salad roller coaster.

Or you can re-learn how to use a graphing calculator and use the formula provided.

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Thanks for this. I was genuinely trying to work out whatever the fuck this was supposed to say for longer than I care to admit.