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Project 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For All (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You fuck with the Earth you fuck with me. Gaia has instructed me to start laying waste to anyone who continues to pollute our planet. The funny thing is I’m mother-fucking invincible, I can survive in fucking space.

Gives me some Don Cheadle as Captain Planet vibes.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I absolutely love this. It comes on a Funny or Die streaming channel in Plex

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

TREES!

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Goddammit I actually ate the onion on this one lol the headline got me before I saw the community.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Nice to see that The Hard Times have stepped up their game.