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Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

At least you know where your money is going

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I voted for Fanta, because fuck Doritos.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

you better watch out, theres a certain poltical organization who created Fanta.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 month ago

STOP THE COUNT