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[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fairly sure that’s how you get warts

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter, had sex, still counts

[–] RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Have the warts to prove it.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?"

You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

Clearly I played my hand wrong.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Vec@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“He licks her” — which sounds almost like “elixir.”

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I'm with you. Maybe we're just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, "How does a wizard please a horny witch?".

[–] FunnyUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hello Ryan Haley

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How do you close the chest with potions in the lid ?