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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I loved the Fargate seasons so much!

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for filling some of us in. I thought for sure this was a rule34 situation

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's been a legal breech on decks nine through twelve .... we're losing dozens of filing cabinets of legal documents .. on company letterhead!!!! ... and investigators are boarding the ship!!

[–] catreadingabook@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Casualties... 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let's not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors ..... "Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile"

Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire .... falls over ... another lawyer takes his place ... "Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile"

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Man, that one guy in this cheap Star Trek knockoff looks a lot like Crichton.
And she looks a lot like Sam from Stargate...

Oh. Oh no...

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no? This is a still from one of the top two episodes of Stargate SG-1!

If you haven't seen 200, I highly recommend you give it a watch

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When they do The farscape skitt is hilarious.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Okay, you got me, I have no idea what that is.

[–] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What's up with the jacked guy on the back? Is that standard issue uniform?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's too buff for standard uniform

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 48 points 11 months ago

Indeed.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You wanna tell the God of War to button his shirt, go ahead.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Star Wars: Trek to Babylon 5: Through the FarGate.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure you could've fit in a Doctor, and Red Dwarf reference in there. Perhaps even Lexx

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oooh... what's Lexx? I haven't even heard of that one before.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Old show from the early 00s. Very spoofy. Rhymes with sex for a reason.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was on a cloaked cargo ship, on a simple three-hour reconnaissance mission...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

Now the ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert planet...

[–] AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago

Legit this was one of the best episodes. Fucking hilarious.