Update: fixed
It's bent out of shape; you need to install flatpak
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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It came with snap and the user snapped.
someone got it nixed
Ctrl + Z
Thanks that worked
I'd say that one got a little too much Ctrl+Z
Could not recreate issue.
Closing ticket.
/sfc scannow
dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth
Now we just need reboot in safe mode and reset windows and we have the four horsemen of Microsoft support forums
Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
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Try to sell it as art
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Make a shitton of cash
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Buy a new laptop and still have a shitton of cash
(maybe remove SSDs and HDDs before step 1 if those are still in tact and depending on what kind of information was stored on the device)
Genius just paint it
put it in rice overnight
It's HP... No hope.
Oh, and it's a tad bent.
That new Tesla Cyber Laptop looks difficult to use.
Anger management
Install debian it runs on even the lowest resources
If Debian is too heavy, try puppy Linux for even lower resource usage and because puppies are cute.
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I've seen Linux fix worse cases.
Ever try mint?
Try some WD-40
Cosmetic damage, no lowballers, $1000 firm, I know what I have!
Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
The most important part is making sure the computer doesn't see it coming so it's truly unexpected
"helloo, I.T." "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
Have you tried ironing out the wrinkles?
if it boots up, ram, storage, video adapter, cpu, and usb slot is intact then propably yes
Disassemble entirely, hammer shell back into shape. If shell can't be salvaged, buy a mid tower and a CPU cooler. Desolder CPU, GPU, and RAM. Disconnect SSD and fans. Resolder chips back onto new motherboard. Replace display, keyboard, and touchpad. Put everything else back together.
Laptop fixed/laptop is now desktop.
it costs more than buying a new one at this point
I know; I wasn't actually serious lol. You can't just slap a laptop motherboard into a case and call it a day. Not without some modifications. Also would have to figure out a GPU cooling solution. It's just not practical beyond making a silly joke.
You gotta download more ram. I'll fetch you a link... brb
you can actually connect to online ram, but it will be slow and potentionally unsecure if you don't secure it. This is how cloud gaming works
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You’ll need a DeLorean and some plutonium.
Iron, no steam.
Google Colani design
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
I was issued an Elitebook for work. This is truly the best case scenario
Patent that shape. Call it ergo 2 electric boogaloo, buy a non ergo 2 model
How much force is required to do that to a *laptop? Car accident level?
not a lot if it doesn't have a metal frame inside
Just grab a mallet amd hammer it flat again
Just wipe it down with a damp cloth (not dripping, just damp). It'll be as good as new.
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