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Get a pet dog? Name it Goblin
Pet cat? Goblin
Bird? Goblin
Fish? Goblin

See? It suits any pet

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[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Names for pets that would also suit a goblin. Wickershins. Elphie. Breadstick. And what have you.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I have a friend whose pet cat is named Creature

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Fuckin gottem

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I call my dog a Goblin all the time

Cuz she be gobbling her food too fast

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What would you name a pet goblin?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I do not want to come off as anything other than playfully jokey, I mean this entirely with utmost respect and love: that is very Australian of you (compliment)

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Australian [COMPLIMENTARY I PROMISE]

[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

This is a much more concise way to put it, thank you! Idk, I feel like I have a hard time with conveying my intent and worry how I come off when I try to be funny via text

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah man!

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

antifa makes fandom links less enshittified (like nitter for twitter):
https://discworld.antifandom.com/wiki/Goblin#Notable_Goblins

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reaches my knees: Goblin

Doesn't reach my knees: Gramlin

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Reached my brain: Kremlin

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Old family member: gramlin

Personally, I like to call my friends cat "The Creature". So vote for Creature as a runner up

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We should name our dirty owls "Goblin."

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

D:

Oh yeah?!

Well

You're a bean!

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah well I'll name your blood "globin", see how you like it.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)