this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
308 points (92.1% liked)

Greentext

4397 readers
1246 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago

That's the whole point

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is why I donate blood

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 33 points 2 days ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[–] Damage@feddit.it 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How does one run low on blood?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 1 day ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?

Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn't aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cmv/symptoms-causes/syc-20355358

[–] MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.