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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

wow the police get $150k bazingamobiles while i'm stuck in perpetual wage work? i sure don't want to do drugs now

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

makes a car that doesn’t use gas

gas pedal doesn’t work

mfw

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cops should only be allowed to drive cybertrucks.

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's one way cops get the wall

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Agreed, but if we make them all drive cybertrucks the problem will sort itself out.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Someone suggest this to Musk so he can make it happen with his new government appointment!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kids, I don't want to alarm anyone but the gas pedal is stuck.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Piggies gonna run over an entire kindergarten class with that thing

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

D.A.R.E. to die in a rolling dumpster lithium fire

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

imagine living in Irvine and not doing drugs.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Driving my expenSSive bazingamobile down to the local school to give a talk in an overcrowded portable about how drugs are bad.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Swirvine in Irvine

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

I dare you to do drugs

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Gas pedal? More like ass pedal.