Programmer Humor

Am I allowed to include sql command words such as drop table in my child's name?

I really can't even begin to properly explain this because it's just so many layers of intuition. No, you absolutely cannot have a line break in your name. That's not a letter. That said, I'm fully prepared for someone to give me an example of some writing system that uses line breaks for unique purposes apart from spaces.

Always sanitize your Data inputs.

This sounds like the start of another sovcit "loophole"

John doe is invaild syntax.

It just be

(John \doe);