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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 28 minutes ago

This is the zoomer equivalent of your dad making a joke about a James Cagney movie.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It began with the forging of great beans

Three beans were given to europe

Seven beans went to asia,

And nine beans were gifted to america,

But all of them were deceived

For another beanis was made

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

New Beanis lore just dropped

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You will be hearing from our lawyer.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Shawnis Bawnis

– or –

Seenis Beenis


Which side are you on?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If you're not Beanis posting what are you even doing