Bureaucrat

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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

keeping you chained up in our posting gulag forever uwu

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

Robin in his based arc

 
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

trains and busses are the crabs of transit

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

as the representing representative of the subcommittee on the evaluation and regulation of waiting time, i am required to inform you that the current waiting time does not confirm with points 11-12 of the waiting time code (wtc). you are tasked to rectify this by prolonging the stated waiting time by 25 weeks.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

nah, we should kill scholz and use his head as a bowling ball

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

You will be hearing from our lawyer.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

clips like this give me hope

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

Yeah uhhh get me a few medium lasers and a pack of LRM.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

Wau, let's slow the damage when we've been going full steam ahead. doggirl-growl

It will be China that saves the world from climate catastrophe and bring an end to the ages of barbarity bloomer

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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to c/videos@hexbear.net
 

I missed the opening again :(((

If you don't know what it is it's a bunch of middle-aged nerds punishing themselves by playing a bad game for several days in a row in order to raise money for some charity I've never looked into, but it seems like the kind that's nice, but not really super prescient. It gives video games to kids in hospitals I think? I just give money to doctors without borders or the houseless people in my city

 
 

do the hustle!

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Don't go to museums (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to c/videos@hexbear.net
 

Some time ago someone here posted a video from an unknown art youtuber and I just want whomever posted that video to know that I've been watching him ever since, and I think you should too.

 
 

We were thinking: some countries like Fr*nce should not be written uncensored. So what's the best way to censor other countries?

Our first idea is to change the censor for g*rmany to germ*ny, as it's considered impolite to take the germ out of it but it's (almost) always right to take the man out bridget-pride-stay-mad

 

It's a nice Vocaloid song

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3890565

I'm the bark that wakes you up at night, the same bark that bites a mark so that you can know your strength and your might

I am the scritch behind your ear, the scratch upon your tum, the inner glow that lets you know to call your litter runt, the story that just begun, the pee upon the stump, and I'm-a remain a woofer 'till the treat is won.... (poodle flip, arf arf arf)

DUUUUHHHN dun-dun duh DUUUHHHHN dun-dun duh DUUUHNNNN

(Arf arf arf)

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