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[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I like that the photo the AP put on this article is a McDonald's hamburger put through the Soviet Filter™.

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

that blue tint of despair

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Soviet filter 🤣 Accurate

[–] Oxen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago

"Should we just make the food affordable again?

Nah, let's burn $100 million to try and get people to forget about our tainted onions and back to buy our trash at crack prices."

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

mccrucified Maybe if thier McSavior Donald, the clown, cut more regulations...

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll go back if they stop supporting genocide, stop union busting, and lower their prices. Maybe.

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's poetic if the McDonald's empire collapses like the company

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All because of the mishandling of a disease outbreak?

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 day ago

supporting genocide and the messing with the working class yk

[–] O__O@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

“But the outbreak hurt the company’s sales”

Oh no 😢

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

feast-1 fancy-rona feast-2

Guess what’s on the menu

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Maybe if they actually served REAL food grillman