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The Election Fallout Continues: This Woman Is Refusing To Sleep With Her Husband Because He Is Donald Trump (clickhole.com)
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Melania just wanted a ride on the gravy train. Instead she wound up on the gravy trainwreck.

...Not that I feel even remotely bad for her.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Normally I would say spouses are off limits, but...

[–] makuus@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago

That’s okay: Elonia will keep him warm on those cold and lonely nights…

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has anyone seen her? I'd only seen Donny with that one conspiracy chick for a while.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

She was there for his acceptance speech actually, and Donny awkwardly talked about how great her mother was while pitching her new book.