Someone who ordered oat milk to begin with shouldnt have any troubles navigating the world of milk.
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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Eh. Oat milk is really popular for some reason. It could very likely be the only other milk they know. If someone was drinking rice or soy milk though then yeah I don't know how they wouldn't be familiar.
I tried soy milk before I tried oat milk because soy was the only cruelty free milk I knew about. But I eventually tried all the varieties and determined that oat milk tastes the best.
Oat milk tastes like oats. Which is good if you want to taste oats, and bad if you want to taste anything else.
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"that's a lot of choices"
Stfu and pick one. You sitting there having a casual conversation on your couch. Meanwhile the driver just standing there in the milk aisle staring at their phone for 5 minutes while you want to know all the options and hem and haw.
It’s probably at a cafe or something
90% chance the entire conversation was made up for the meme.
If the Dasher is standing in line at Starbucks waiting for an answer that makes it 10x worse lol
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Having someone else stand in line for your fast food is so incredibly absurd I still can't get my head around it
I remember when fast food was actually fast...
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Even the supermarket pickers don't bother. They just grab whatever is a white liquid and at hand.
There's like a 20% chance you're getting PVA glue.
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Life pro tip: If you are vegan and lactose intolerant get oat milk. Out of all the alternatives that one tastes the closest to the real thing by a country mile.
Oat milk is also the best for the environment by an unironic country mile.
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I tried oat milk. While it tastes good, IMO it tastes nothing like milk. The closest description I could give for the taste being "cereal juice"
It's an interesting cooking ingredient though. Certainly has its own unique flavor. It's also a nice refresher drink.
My biggest gripe with oat milk is that it isn't as "filling" as the alternatives. It's a drink, not a food. So when I try to 1:1 use it as a substitute it can leave me feeling sick (example, my morning coffee which I load with milk to get me started)
TLDR: be mindful of the fact that it's VERY different from milk, even if oat milk tastes good.
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I love oat milk in my coffee. It's got a good texture if that makes sense
Mouthfeel you mean?
Listen I’m a trans woman so “mouth feel” has a specific connotation haha
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I don't get how they're so good at milking those little oat teats.
Imagine your job being to shop for richer people and have to write them because of something like that. What a time to be alive.
DoorDash is a scam and should be shut down
What did I miss?
It’s the same problem as all the other ride share companies. They don’t pay their drivers enough and they massively over charge customers. Drivers get no benefits and have to use their own cars while DoorDash makes a fortune. It’s disgusting greed and it doesn’t help restaurants either
Yea, but it helps me eat a cheesy gordita crunch when I'm drunk at 1am
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I wonder what odd jobs the other reindeer do outside of the holiday season.
Prancer does modern dance
Vixen is a model
Comet is a programmer
Dancer is professionally tiny
Cupid is a couple's therapist
Donner is a very specialised party planner
Blitzen is a photographer
Olive is an oil magnate
And Rudolph is a mine shaft inspector.
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#firstworldproblems
I just thought up a great business model and it's five times as exploitive as doordash plus we could roll it out for Christmas. By the time the novelty has worn off we should all (and by we, I mean everyone who isn't working for or using the app) be rich. Who wants to help me build doordance?
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I genuinely wonder who skimmed milk is made for.
If you can't drink whole milk due to the fattiness, you'd surely just drink semi-skimmed milk (2%)
And if you couldn't drink it due to the lactose, you'd just go for milk alternative.
So who is skimmed milk for? Who's buying it?
People who are still afraid of dietary fat from the anti-fat craze of the 80s and 90s.
If you’re watching weight, cutting calories from milk of all places is the worst place to do it. At least from whole down to skim. All the healthy stuff actually just so happens to be in the tasty part, the cream, since milk does these thing of mixing the ”sugar” into the cream in the form of Lactose. Cutting that out just leaves you with a worst-tasting, less nutritious beverage aside from the fewer calories.
If you want fewer calories but still have nutrition, soy is the way to go.
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A fellow scholar!
I only see two options: almond milk and breast milk
Leave the Activision-Blizzard break room and go to a store. Might have better luck
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Good convo
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