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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/emoji@hexbear.net
 

IT'S FROZEEEEEEEEN!

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[–] Eco@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

tfw you get famous by being a shithead to your employees because you're chasing the approval of a tyre company then by yelling at people for using frozen food then you put your name on a frozen food brand that fucking sucks

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is that the Gordan Ramsey from those like isjl tests or whatever they are called?

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

uhh they're actually called "ISIL" now. stop tryna make fetch happen

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

RAMS Roastroverted, Agressive, Michelined, Screaming

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
🎶You can’t use no Microwave ovens,
You have to cook with rotisserieeeeeee,
You got get these plates to the patrons,
Or you’ll get screamed at by meeeeee🎶
[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
🎶that ain't cookin'  
that's no way to do it🎶
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Gordon Partick Harris

[–] eldesgraciado@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

"for the last time - has somebody seen my fucking pencil?!"