deforestgump

FMHY is an internet gem.

Imagine being named Colin and your parents insisting on it being pronounced “colon”

Finally

It’s called Amerikkka brain.

No. Most people pay attention to politics for (maybe) 3 months every four years, then pick their favorite flavor candidate.

It’s interesting how in any article talking about this, they don’t bring up the amount of money it costs. However if there’s a natural disaster we know exactly how much resources they’re going to deny.

I honestly can’t even tell if real life is parody anymore.

Good thing I can't afford to fly!