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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Technically his asscheecks are part of the ashes so he is indeed going to spread his asscheeks.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

actually that grampa died of hypoassitis. very sad

👆 presenting to the emergency room with hypoassitis. hypo, meaning low, ass meaning arse, and itis meaning inflammation. Low ass inflammation. Because he had low ass inflammation...

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Diminished gluteal syndrome

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

Damn that s a big w for grandpa , he get the fucks even in afterlife

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

These types of Freudian autocorrections can be quite revealing

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 13 points 13 hours ago

I was going to say that it had prioritised the most uses combination of letters... but I have a unique name that I've saved to the custom dictionary and it still reverts back to the anglicised name, like "stop autocorrecting my own damn name to something else".

At least we know AI is fucked for a few years yet.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

YOU BACHELORS!