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"Who let the dogs out"
You have a loose neutral connection. Either the socket/wiring in the lamp has gone, or the circuit it's connected to.
I'm actually an electrician, I'm not talking out of my ass btw
It could just be the power supply in the LED lamp. They often have this failure mode when the caps die.
I'm not talking out of my ass btw
I would only trust a proctologist to do that.
If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I'm walking right back out...to tell the secretary I'd like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant
"We're no strangers to love"
It says: "call the electrician please".
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Get out of what? Get outside? Have you been cooped up too much? Get out of your comfort zone? Have you been stagnating?
(jk I'm not fluent in Morse. For that you'll need a radio operator or an exorcist)