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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Romans abandoned the republic and so were cursed to become Italians.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

and so were cursed to become Italians.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nah, not Italy. The last bits of the roman empire is the Catholic Church

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago

Bullshit. It's ~~Turkey~~ ~~Serbia~~ ~~Russia~~ ~~Georgia~~ ~~Malta~~ ~~Germany~~ ~~Austria~~ ~~Spain~~ ~~Liechtenstein~~ ~~Latvia~~ ~~France~~ ~~Romania~~ ~~Greece~~ ~~Armenia~~ ~~Poland~~ ~~the Isle of Man~~ Nando's

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Their leaders even (unofficially) inherited the title of Pontifex Maximus.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

So, the Vatican?

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You're right Rome historically loved those provinces like children. Oh man ya and those empires have all historically treated Italy so well!

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rome was better to its provinces than many other empires.

I did not say good, just better.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Rome, at least during the Principate, lived by the words of the Emperor Tiberius - a good shepherd shears his sheep, not skins them. The Romans weren't benevolent overlords, but they were certainly practical ones, which puts them a good few steps over most rulers of antiquity.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think it says something about the quality of your contributions that my face lights up every time I see your name, particularly when you reply to me. That has nothing to do with the topic, just thought you'd like to know.

(There's not much to add to the topic anyway. Even their "diversity" was a practical approach to managing such a large hegemony.)

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think it says something about the quality of your contributions that my face lights up every time I see your name, particularly when you reply to me. That has nothing to do with the topic, just thought you’d like to know.

That certainly brightens my day in turn!

[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahhh, I already wondered where PugJesus is in a thread about Rome - luckily you didn't disappoint! :D

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm like a rat to cheese, or a Roman to garum.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Italy is definitely getting put in the bad nursing home

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Boomer Rome telling the other empires that Spain is just a phase.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Gauls genocided by Ceasar would like to have a word with you

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Asterix and crew never surrendered!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Genocided so hard they ended up in the Senate, truly a terrible fate.

PSA: Ancient numbers of their enemies' vanquishing are rarely reliable.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

is colonialism a knock-on effect? I mean, the US came to it twice removed from Rome....

I look at this image and think of all the indigenous peoples colonized by these countries and it's staggering... damn splinter, you set the template for a whole lot of suffering...